Date: 40, 025. 01.123.18.22
Rogue Trader Maximus Headroom
Log: Mutants have been encountered. Let all adherents of the Imperial Cult rest assured that the presence of the tainted will never be tolerated whilst I yet live. This is why I have placed a strict ban on them entering the ship. Except the three-armed jugglers who are highly entertaining. And the traders from the moon of Finzar III, who sell some very pure spook. That is seriously good shit. But apart from these understandable exceptions, which I have endorsed in my capacity as the Emperor’s sole ambassador onboard, it is a strictly zero tolerance policy. Just the other day on Finzar V a mutant traffic warden gave me a parking ticket and I refused to pay. Let the heretic tremble before the obstinacy of the faithful!
Thought for the day: To lose one´s head in the course of executing the Emperor´s sacred business is unforgivable, but to grow an extra head is abominable.
Level 5 Classified: Reconnaissance agents have reported that some of the multiple armed mutant cults on Finzar V are in fact genestealer cults. It is my suspicion that these aliens are behind the sinister parking ticket activities which go unchecked on the planet.