Date: 40, 025.
01.123.18.22
Rogue Trader Maximus
Headroom
Log: Mutants have
been encountered. Let all adherents of the Imperial Cult rest assured that the
presence of the tainted will never be tolerated whilst I yet live. This is why
I have placed a strict ban on them entering the ship. Except the three-armed
jugglers who are highly entertaining. And the traders from the moon of Finzar
III, who sell some very pure spook. That is seriously good shit. But apart from
these understandable exceptions, which I have endorsed in my capacity as the
Emperor’s sole ambassador onboard, it is a strictly zero tolerance policy. Just
the other day on Finzar V a mutant traffic warden gave me a parking ticket and
I refused to pay. Let the heretic tremble before the obstinacy of the faithful!
Thought for the day: To lose one´s head is unforgivable; to grow an extra
head is abominable.
Level 5 Classified: Reconnaissance agents have reported that some of the multiple armed mutant cults
on Finzar V are in fact genestealer cults. It is my suspicion that these aliens
are behind the sinister parking ticket activities which go unchecked on the
planet.
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